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Funny Convo #11
TheCan681:
patter?
TheCan681: OMG call the paramedics
TheCan681: patter is DYING
TheCan681: THERES BLOOD EVERYWHERE
TheCan681: I THINK I JUST SAW HIS ARTERY
TheCan681: oh man...i didnt want to have to do this
TheCan681: but i think i have to perform SURGERY
TheCan681: OH GOD...HAND ME A SCALPAL
TheCan681: WERE GONNA DIG THROUGH THE CENTER
TheCan681: IM NOT GONNA LET THIS MAN DIE
TheCan681: LET HIM LIVE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
TheCan681: hes going into cardiac arrest
TheCan681: OH SHIT
TheCan681: quick, get me the buzz saw
TheCan681: I THINK WE HAVE TO AMPUTATE HIS LEGS
TheCan681: WE HAVE TO STOP THE BLOOD FLOWING
TheCan681: OH GOD
TheCan681: WE CHOPPED
THE LEGS OFF BUT HES JUST SQUIRTING BLOOD OUT LIKE A FOUNTAIN
TheCan681: GET ME A TORCH
TheCan681:
WE'LL BURN THE WOUND AND SEAL IT UP SO IT DOESNT GET INFECTED
TheCan681: OH SHIT
TheCan681: HES
ON FIRE
TheCan681: THIS IS GOING WELL
AT ALL
TheCan681: GET ME SOME WATER!
TheCan681: OH MOTHER OF GOD
TheCan681: HES IN SHOCK
TheCan681: GET HIM A GOD DAMN BLANKET
TheCan681: OH GOD
TheCan681: YOU
GOT HIM A WOOL BLANKET
TheCan681: PAT'S
ALLERGIC TO SHEEP
TheCan681: HES HAVING
ALL THESE BLISTERS ALL OVER HIS BODY! BLOODY MURDER!
TheCan681: HES STILL BREATHIN BUT HES BADLY BURNED, BLISTERING, BLEEDING, IN SHOCK, AND HIS LEGS ARE AMPUTATED
TheCan681: MOTHER OF MERCY
TheCan681: I THINK HES COMING BACK TO ME
TheCan681: ...pat?
TheCan681: i think
TheCan681: i need
to tell you something...but i dont know if you'll like it
P m A c C p 7: its fine
P m A c C p 7:
go ahead
TheCan681: well
TheCan681: i amputated your legs
TheCan681: i put a wool blanket on you
TheCan681: and now you probably arent going to live
TheCan681: when i found out you were just napping
P
m A c C p 7: its cool
P m A c C p 7: i hate life anyway
TheCan681: oh pat
TheCan681: WHY
TheCan681: FOR THE
LOVE OF GOD
TheCan681: WHY
P m A c C p 7: for real dog
P
m A c C p 7: bad shit went down today
TheCan681: haha
TheCan681: wow...
TheCan681: did
you see everything i typed?
P m A c C p 7:
yea
P m A c C p 7: it was scary
TheCan681: im sorry patter
P
m A c C p 7: its cool i'll live
Funny Convo #10
CManMilano:
ok ok, who would win in a fight between Akbar and Babur?
TheCan681: ummm neither, Nebuchadnezzar from the Babylonian area would totally whoop ass
CManMilano: but he would have to watch out for Tamerlane
TheCan681: But Tamerlane would have to watch out for Cyrus of Arabia
CManMilano: what about Hannibal....i mean he fought Rome
TheCan681: Yah but he got his ass smoked by Scipio
TheCan681: But then Atilla the Hun whooped Rome's ass
CManMilano: what about Jahangir....wait...he just sucked
ass
CManMilano: nevermind
TheCan681: haha
CManMilano: this guy...
TheCan681: wow...i guess we DID learn stuff in that class
TheCan681: if we can remember all those names
CManMilano: i loved that class
TheCan681:
me too
CManMilano: ap world...senior year,
me and you
CManMilano: o yea
TheCan681: oh ya
TheCan681: oh
TheCan681: ya
TheCan681: oh god
TheCan681: oh god
CManMilano: lo
CManMilano: l
CManMilano: so i say
CManMilano: herpes, damn near rectum
TheCan681: sooooooooo...fucked
your mom last night
CManMilano: shut up dad!
TheCan681:
http://www.tomorrowsnobody.com/sonic1.htm
CManMilano: wow.....
CManMilano: just...wow....
TheCan681: r-remember that time...th-that genghis khan...got
pissed at that one city...and then...he-he like catupulted diseased bodies over the walls...and that-that's how the black
plague started in europe...
TheCan681:
?
CManMilano: remember that rat bastard
who locked up his father, Shan Jahan
CManMilano:
and he never finished the second taj mahal
TheCan681: wasnt that Abjahir
CManMilano:
it started with an A
CManMilano: lol
TheCan681: yah
TheCan681: let me check!
CManMilano: if i recall, its chapter 13....the civilations of india and se asia
TheCan681: AURENGZEB
TheCan681: thats his name
CManMilano:
god
CManMilano: i new it was it
CManMilano: i couldnt pronouce his name
TheCan681: Jahanghir was the one who was addicted to opium
and then fell down the steps
CManMilano:
yes, and he had his wife rule kuz he was a panzy
CManMilano: heh
TheCan681: ya
Funny Convo #9
TheCan681: I-BELIEVE-IN-A-THING-CALLED-LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
TheCan681: TOUCHING YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
TheCan681:
TOUCHING MEEEEEEEEEEEE
TheCan681: OHHH
Aura noel: hyper?
TheCan681: no
TheCan681: im just listening to it now
TheCan681:
and i love it
Aura noel: lol
Aura noel: cool
TheCan681: get my email?
Aura noel: yes sir, get mine?
TheCan681:
have not checked it yet for i am on my downstairs computadora
Aura noel: ah
Aura noel: well u can look at it later then
TheCan681:
ok
TheCan681: like mine?
Aura noel: loved it
Aura noel: u have to read mine thoughhhhh
TheCan681: okkkkkkkkk
TheCan681:
brb
Aura noel: ok
Auto response from TheCan681: I am currently using the restroom facility. Please wait...
Aura noel: andy
Aura noel: talk to smarterchild
Aura noel: ask him who ur crush is
TheCan681: ooh
TheCan681:
ok
TheCan681: it wont tell me
Aura noel: tell him who ur crush is
TheCan681: its being gay
TheCan681: i told them
my crush
TheCan681: SmarterChild: Which would you like to do?
1 Find out who has a crush on you
2 See crushes you told me about
TheCan681: 1
SmarterChild: Some
people have told me they have crushes on you, but I can't tell you who they're unless you say you have a crush on them.
TheCan681:
Laura
SmarterChild: Yeah? What about Laura?
TheCan681: SHES MY GOD DAMN CRUSH YOU FUCKING COMPUTER
SmarterChild:
No, no, don't say that.
Aura noel: no, say my sn
Aura noel: lol
TheCan681: aw theres the problem
Aura noel: lol
Aura
noel: nice
TheCan681: TheCan681: MY crush is Aura Noel
SmarterChild: Your crush is what?!
TheCan681: my crush is
Aura Noel
SmarterChild: Whatever...
>>> Wanna change my font and colors? Type "colors" now.
TheCan681: NO I WANNA FIND OUT WHAT MY FUCKING CRUSH
IT
SmarterChild: You want to find out what your fucking crush is! lol!
TheCan681: I am sick of his chinese food mind
games
Aura noel: andrew ur doing it wrong
Aura noel: ask if u have a crush
Aura noel: or say i have a crush on Auranoel
(no spaces)
Aura noel: ok well i'm gunna finish my homework
Aura noel: ttyl
Funny Convo #8
Note: This conversation took place online and Simon --> Father. This short conversation
may seem a little unusual so it might just be funny to me...anyways.
Tom's Dad : Hey...you better not be looking at chisles with dissiles
Tom: dad?
Tom: dad?
Tom's Dad : yes, it's your simon
Tom:: wow...that was funny...haha
you make me laugh simizle
Tom's Dad yes, I love me
Tom's Dad how is can?
Tom: hes laughing..but good
Tom's Dad : shaved??
Tom: ..kind of
Tom: he says "you know how the five o'clock shadow is"
Tom's Dad : i'm going to go...be good
or else I'll have to hammer
Tom: dad ur done..just leave
Tom: go
practice the air drums
Tom's Dad here i go
Tom's
Dad again
Tom's Dad
on my own
Tom: are u done yet simon
Tom's Dad yes, i'm done...adios
Funny Convo #7
nirvanaman07:
hey
TheCan681: hey
TheCan681: lettuce
nirvanaman07: can
TheCan681: yesh
nirvanaman07: so what
did we have to put in that alexander essay
TheCan681: 3 points on why hes so great
nirvanaman07: well i dont even know if hes great, he might have been gay or something, this is horrible
TheCan681: haha
TheCan681: in section 4, just read the whole yellow section
TheCan681: it tells everything
nirvanaman07: mkay, but it seems like to much effert, cant i write about how i dont think that hes
great, i think that would be the better assignment
TheCan681: sadly...no
nirvanaman07:
damn
nirvanaman07: haha what an idiot
he died of a fever
TheCan681: you prob
would of died of a cold back in the day
nirvanaman07: pff, well i would just kill myself before i could get one, u know go out with a fight, but wait not really
TheCan681: ya, if your gonna die, do it with style
nirvanaman07: exactly
nirvanaman07: make some more drama
nirvanaman07: i mean chummon
TheCan681: chummnon?
TheCan681: Have
you ever heard the phrase "you get brownie points"?
nirvanaman07: nip nip
TheCan681: nip
nip?
TheCan681: speak english man
TheCan681: not japanawanakanese
nirvanaman07: ur so out of the slang these days can
TheCan681: ya, or its just some crazy japanawanakanese slang
nirvanaman07: no ur just so last night
TheCan681: last night was a goood night m'kay?
nirvanaman07: give the information
TheCan681: well... i farted and...it smelled...
nirvanaman07: o, well, how the hell does that make it good flagalent man
TheCan681: well...because it was wack
nirvanaman07: thats swell
Funny Convo #6
SSXagent131 (9:13:51 PM): hey
TheCan681 (9:13:57
PM): hey
SSXagent131 (9:14:48
PM): hey
TheCan681 (9:14:58
PM): ...hey
SSXagent131 (9:16:24
PM): hey
TheCan681 (9:16:28
PM): hey
SSXagent131 (9:16:47
PM): hey
TheCan681 (9:16:50
PM): hey
SSXagent131 (9:17:15
PM): hey
TheCan681 (9:17:19
PM): hey
SSXagent131 (9:18:55
PM): hey
TheCan681 (9:18:58
PM): hey
SSXagent131 (9:19:01
PM): hey
TheCan681 (9:19:04
PM): hey
SSXagent131 (9:19:14
PM): hey
TheCan681 (9:19:17
PM): hey
SSXagent131 (9:19:23
PM): hey
TheCan681 (9:19:25
PM): hey
SSXagent131 (9:20:24
PM): hey
TheCan681 (9:20:28
PM): hey
SSXagent131 (9:21:05
PM): hey
TheCan681 (9:21:09
PM): heya
SSXagent131 (9:21:48
PM): hey
TheCan681 (9:21:53
PM): hey
SSXagent131 (9:21:57
PM): hey
TheCan681 (9:21:59
PM): hey
TheCan681 (9:34:03
PM): hey
SSXagent131 (9:34:13
PM): hey
SSXagent131 (9:34:13
PM): hey
TheCan681 (9:34:19
PM): hey
TheCan681 (9:34:20
PM): hey
SSXagent131 (9:34:54
PM): hey
Auto response from TheCan681 (9:34:54 PM):
hey
SSXagent131 (9:34:54
PM): hey
SSXagent131 (9:35:14
PM): ASSHOLE
TheCan681 (9:36:28
PM): hahaha
TheCan681 (9:36:32
PM): i had to poo
SSXagent131 (9:36:50
PM): haha nice can
SSXagent131 (9:36:54
PM): poo good
TheCan681 (9:36:58
PM): yes
CONVO NUMBER 4
trekkastarr: Greetings, fellow Earthling!
TheCan681: guttentag
TheCan681: du kaanst mich mal?
trekkastarr: Home is where the heart is!
TheCan681: i have a belly button
trekkastarr: Would you like to see what's lurking in my silver trousers?
TheCan681: hmmmmmmmm............i dare not to dare
trekkastarr: I look quite a bit like Captain Kirk, if I do say so myself.
TheCan681: i look quite like sasquatch, if my fellow compadres comment
trekkastarr: Greetings!
TheCan681: asi asi
trekkastarr: Eh?
TheCan681: im feeling a little bit vunerable right now so you need to chill. can you do that...thanks...
trekkastarr: Thanks?
trekkastarr: If you were a Poptart, what flavor would you be?
TheCan681: cinnamon
TheCan681: because that is the best flavor there is
trekkastarr: If I were a Poptart, I'd be s'mores.
trekkastarr: Becasue I'm a mixture of flavors, but DAMN I'm good.
trekkastarr: So do you know Asa GoldkamP?
TheCan681: yes
TheCan681: yes i do
TheCan681: yes
TheCan681: YES
TheCan681: wait......yes
Funny Convo # 1
SSXagent131: wanna go
TheCan681:
ya
TheCan681: LETS GO
SSXagent131: were we going?
TheCan681: to funkytown
SSXagent131: break it down
SSXagent131:
everybody was kung fu fighting
TheCan681: those cats were as fast as lightnin
SSXagent131: in fact it was a little bit
frightning
TheCan681: it was funky china men
TheCan681: from funky china townn
SSXagent131: here comes the big one
SSXagent131:
who wha
SSXagent131: should im the girl who my icons about?
TheCan681: go for it
SSXagent131: hahah this is going
to be great1
SSXagent131: !
SSXagent131: i asked her when they get out of school
SSXagent131: the she dident notice
yet
SSXagent131: and shes acting nice.....
TheCan681: hmmmmmm
SSXagent131: murder her!
SSXagent131: hahaha her
boyfriend just broke up with her
SSXagent131: haha she went out with cody johnson
TheCan681: hahahaha
SSXagent131: COOL
SSXagent131: ok if she dosent notice by 10 45 im going to be like
like the icon??
TheCan681: is she on aol?
SSXagent131: <her> what is ur icon?
SSXagent131: <her> why does it say my name?
SSXagent131: <her>
omg
SSXagent131: <her> take my name off now
SSXagent131: you have to say praise the can first
SSXagent131:
<her> praise the can
TheCan681: hahahhahahahahaha
TheCan681: I AM A GOD
SSXagent131: hahaa yea you are
SSXagent131:
she said the sites funny
SSXagent131: ay the can is a god i will tell all my friends about his site and how cool the can
scott and gary fakes are cause they are cool and tell them about garys upcoming page and copy and paist this adress to all
your villa freaaaaaaaaaaakys tandashow12.tripod.com
SSXagent131: haha
SSXagent131: shes done
SSXagent131: say
SSXagent131:
the can is a god
TheCan681: mwahahahahah
SSXagent131: <anonymous> theres like no one online
SSXagent131: <anonymous>
wow you must not have that many friends to send it to
SSXagent131: <to her> and what did they say back
SSXagent131:
<to her> did you tell them about how can scott and gary are cool
SSXagent131: i making her do all this crazy stuff
TheCan681:
hahaah
SSXagent131: haha wow i feel like a slave driver
SSXagent131:
its cody its not like its differnt going out with him and not going out with anyone
SSXagent131: <anonymous> hey
u were the one that said it more than anyone that he was obsessed with me
SSXagent131: what im hearing casserole
TheCan681:
hahaha
TheCan681: nice comeback scottt
SSXagent131: yea i know
SSXagent131: it was awsome
SSXagent131: she didnet
get it
TheCan681: well of course she didnt
SSXagent131: what in your profile
TheCan681:
that someone said im god
SSXagent131: shes such a loser
SSXagent131: <anonymous>: omg is ur icon me falling
out of the hammock?!
<anonymous>: and brian was pushing me i flipped and the chain brok
<anonymous: broke
SSXagent131:
haha thanks
SSXagent131: shaina is hott
TheCan681: ya, some girl told me to put that in my profile so i could be claimed
as "so freaking awesome'
TheCan681: which is nice
Funny Convo #2
SSXagent131: why did you have to be such an
(butt) the last time we saw eachother
SSXagent131: i was trying to be your friend and you blew me off
SSXagent131: and
see your blowing me off again
Aliza06: who is this
SSXagent131: guess who did you blow off the last time we met
SSXagent131:
you would rather hang out with your "cool" friends
Aliza06: who
Aliza06: who is this or im blocking u
SSXagent131:
WHY DONT YOU GUESS
Aliza06: b/c i can just block u
SSXagent131: i was friends with aleah if that makes it easier you
just blew me off and went with her
Aliza06: i dont know aleag
Aliza06: h
SSXagent131: maybe thats cuase you just
blew us off
SSXagent131: and went to jbs
Aliza06: and b/c i dont know aleah
SSXagent131: oh but you did
Aliza06:
i think ur confusing me w/ sadie
SSXagent131: god i cant beleive that you would just forget about us and leave
Aliza06:
yeah
Aliza06: ur right
SSXagent131: what the hell so do you want to talk?
SSXagent131: dont you remember i showed
you how to make out with that watermellon
Aliza06: who is this
Aliza06: oh- ur definitely mistaking me for sadie
SSXagent131:
no
SSXagent131: it was definatly you
SSXagent131: you were soo mean to me and went off with sadie to jbs
Aliza06:
nope
Aliza06: sorry
Aliza06: considering sadie is the only person at burroughs i know who knows aleah..
SSXagent131:
dont you remember the water mellon
Aliza06: oh and peter
Aliza06: thats it
Aliza06: ive heard of her
Aliza06:
i hear shes cool
Aliza06: nope
Aliza06: sorry- wrong person dumb(explict for poop)
SSXagent131: we cut a hole in
it and tried to make out with it?
SSXagent131: and we played doctor
SSXagent131: our moms were best friends
SSXagent131:
too bad we couldent turn out like that
Aliza06: nope
SSXagent131: too bad you dident have a country accent
Aliza06:
too bad i dont know u
SSXagent131: TOO BAD YAAAAAAY I GOT MAIL
SSXagent131: YYYAAAY
SSXagent131: i got mail
Aliza06:
?
SSXagent131: can i help you?
Aliza06: can i kill you scott?
SSXagent131: scott what
Aliza06: ur scott
SSXagent131:
no
Aliza06: jostes that is
SSXagent131: definatly not
SSXagent131: god damn there goes the cans crank yanker section
Aliza06:
ur just too funny
Aliza06: i think im cracking up u (explict verb used as an adjective) (like a hooker)
SSXagent131:
hell yea i am
SSXagent131: whoa no reason to go ape (substitute for poop)
SSXagent131: wait no cussing on the cans site
SSXagent131:
bad
Aliza06 signed off at 11:46:59 PM.
The end result in this was Scott being blocked
and warned by her. So much for our style crank yankers.
Funny Convo #3
SSXagent131: ok screens down lets prey
TheCan681: <close screen>
SSXagent131: what?
TheCan681: < > are actions
TheCan681: now you say the prayer
SSXagent131: o
TheCan681: <closes screen>
SSXagent131: lord we thank you for the gifts
that you have given us this fine day we ask you to enlighten us to learn and to be good people amen YOU SAY
TheCan681: AMEN
SSXagent131: ok lets get to work
SSXagent131: if you look at teh board you
can see the lesson plan
SSXagent131: today were going to throw away
the lesson
SSXagent131: and have sex ed
TheCan681: YES!
TheCan681: <room is quiet>
SSXagent131: just for teh can cause he gets
no poon
SSXagent131: now
SSXagent131: THE VAGINA
TheCan681: no
TheCan681: you go
SSXagent131: is teh female reproductive organ
TheCan681: mr. mallone thats a 25 inch dm
SSXagent131: hahahahahahah
(props to robby for the 25 inch dm thing.
Word.)
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