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Well, there's a chatroom that i have on every now and then known as "The Can's Can". There, it isn't like Las Vegas where whatever goes there, stays there. In izzy chizzy, whatever is said is posted to the public. Each week i'll update what happend in the Can's Can...

You have just entered room "The Cans Can."
Brandys89 has entered the room.
ledzppn69 has entered the room.
benyancey1212 has entered the room.
ledzppn69:
hello.
Brandys89:
can
benyancey1212:
woa there nigs
I love jesus191 has entered the room.
MikeKocur441 has left the room.
Mikes12gauge has entered the room.
benyancey1212:
hempy
Pate89 has entered the room.
DerekHoevel has entered the room.
Mikes12gauge:
whats up
benyancey1212:
add me
ledzppn69:
devin, i'm listening to iron maiden
Mikes12gauge: me too
Pate89:
hey guys im cool!
DerekHoevel has left the room.
Pate89:
right right???
h O d A n G6 9 has entered the room.
Mikes12gauge:
no pate
Brandys89:
yeah pate
Mikes12gauge: you are SOOOOO GAY
Pate89:
right imke?!?1?!?1
Pate89:
right?!!?!?!
Pate89:
im cool
Pate89:
!
I love jesus191:
howdy
Pate89:
hey sloan did u do that eppy
Brandys89:
uh we didnt have any
ledzppn69:
hey devin, i'm listening to iron maiden.
I love jesus191:
neato
I love jesus191:
what song
ledzppn69:
yeah, what a bunch of crappy musicians
jribs0009 has entered the room.

ledzppn69: especially their bassist
ledzppn69:
i'm listening to aces high
Pate89:
im listening to shut the hell up
ledzppn69:
hahahah
I love jesus191:
fuck you
jribs0009:
im listening to afternoon delight
Salnguy31
has entered the room.
ledzppn69:
i'm just kidding. iron maiden is good.
jribs0009:
cuz i have no life
ccphomeboy
has entered the room.
ledzppn69:
alrightey.
Pate89:
gonna find my baby gona hold her tight gonna grab some afternooon delight
jakeyplaysbass26 has entered the room.
Mikes12gauge:
who is jesus
jribs0009:
ha....in the anchorman version of it....will farrel just pops on in the middle of the song and just says "this songs about boning in the afternoon."
petey bong 2 48
has entered the room.
ledzppn69:
i never saw that movie.
Pate89:
ahhahahahahha great movie
I love jesus191:
its good
Pate89:
best movie ever porbably
I love jesus191:
funny ha ha
Brandys89:
yeah its pretty good
ledzppn69:
someone told me the jokes were all stale
benyancey1212:
super duper
jakeyplaysbass26:
pates gay
BigGoose398 has entered the room.
Salnguy31:
it even beats napoleon dynamite
benyancey1212:
way to go
Pate89:
yeah it does
Pate89:
pates cool
Brandys89:
i dont know napolean is pretty good
Salnguy31:
gung ho gang
jakeyplaysbass26 has left the room.
Pate89 has left the room.
ledzppn69:
um, hi.
ccphomeboy:
o god i have no idea what anyone is talking about i feel so out of the loop
ledzppn69:
ok.
h O d A n G6 9:
petey..u blocked me..ass
petey bong 2 48:
no you blocked me
petey bong 2 48:
ass
jribs0009:
whose ccphomeboy
ledzppn69
: hodang69 . . . what an "assclown" as they say
Salnguy31:
who are u
ledzppn69:
ccphomeboy=cowling
I love jesus191 has left the room.
TheCan681:
So I'm climbing mount vesuvius
jribs0009:
ah cool
Brandys89
: ha
benyancey1212:
petey in our culture ass is a bad thing to say
TheCan681:
and i start to fall
TheCan681:
i mean im about to die
TheCan681:
ahhhhhh
BigGoose398:
riase ur hand if u got pussy this break
BigGoose398:
anyone???
BigGoose398:
anyone at all???
BigGoose398:
hemkkens???
TheCan681:
and then i think to myself
ledzppn69:
yes, let me raise my virtual hand.
TheCan681:
(puts hand down...)
ledzppn69:
..
BigGoose398:
corw
jribs0009:
and.....
BigGoose398
: for u
BigGoose398:
its more like
ledzppn69:
can everyone see it?
ccphomeboy:
(hand raised)
TheCan681:
it was all in my head
BigGoose398:
raise ur hand if u got fingered this weekend
ledzppn69:
yes
TheCan681:
ive never even been to mt. vesuvius
ledzppn69:
i got my ass fingered..?
petey bong 2 48:
it's not nice to say ass in thai culture too.. but milt blocked me.. but he said i blocked him
h O d A n G6 9:
wow.
jribs0009:
cool story hansel
BigGoose398
has left the room.
TheCan681:
pete, rip him apart petey
ccphomeboy:
haha
petey bong 2 48:
haha what's soo "wow" about that
ledzppn69:
haha milton you big retard
TheCan681:
errr
benyancey1212 has left the room.
TheCan681:
petey...rip milton apart*
TheCan681:
yah...thats sounds good
jribs0009 has left the room.
Salnguy31:
yea polar pete
ledzppn69:
milton is a big retard.
h O d A n G6 9: petey man..u blocked me
petey bong 2 48:
haha no. i'll wanna be nice this time.. workin on my chemistry right now
ccphomeboy:
milton i love u *hug*
Mikes12gauge has left the room.
h O d A n G6 9:
yes
petey bong 2 48:
you're in my offline list.. with no block sign
petey bong 2 48:
i dunno about that milt..
h O d A n G6 9:
(hug) for everyone... but not for petey..cuz he blocked me
Salnguy31:
i think ur lyin petey
TheCan681:
i think
Salnguy31:
no u dont
petey bong 2 48: haha awww.. i feel really bad for not gettin a hug from milt
TheCan681:
you are underestimating petey's secret ninja skills
TheCan681:
and yall gonna get raped
petey bong 2 48:
i'm not lying!!!
h O d A n G6 9:
dude..i cant see peteys typage
ledzppn69:
cute, milton.
TheCan681:
sloan, long day?
Brandys89:
shaa
Brandys89:
u
TheCan681:
shaaa
h O d A n G6 9:
is petey talking?
Brandys89:
are you talking
TheCan681:
hes doing chemistry ass
TheCan681:
lete him be
Salnguy31:
yea ass
TheCan681:
1
TheCan681:
2
TheCan681:
3
h O d A n G6 9:
suck a nut alex
TheCan681:
ASS
Brandys89:
whos salnguy
TheCan681:
baldwin
ledzppn69:
was there any chemistry hw
Brandys89:
oh
ledzppn69:
bell
h O d A n G6 9:
no
ledzppn69:
is a crapface
h O d A n G6 9:
no
ledzppn69:
ok
ledzppn69:
asscrack i got it
ledzppn69:
: )
TheCan681:
ya, he hates your class milton
TheCan681:
he like
TheCan681:
told me
ledzppn69:
hhahah
ledzppn69:
they all got 85-87's
h O d A n G6 9:
i know
TheCan681:
he wants to blow a hole in your face
ledzppn69:
we all got 95-100's.
ledzppn69:
HAHHA
petey bong 2 48:
haha i feel bad for you milt
h O d A n G6 9:
what did he say?
TheCan681:
he said he wanted to take a dump on your chest
petey bong 2 48:
haha
h O d A n G6 9:
thats what a figured
Brandys89:
has anyone seen harold and kumar go to white castle (best movie ever)
ccphomeboy:
VAGINA
TheCan681:
is it really?
Brandys89:
sha
TheCan681:
i heard it was asi asi
Brandys89:
es muy bien
TheCan681:
mmmm muyyyyyyy biennnnnnnn
Brandys89:
C5
TheCan681:
haha
TheCan681:
sloaner, i am not in the pampers buisness that is a C-25
Brandys89
: haha
Brandys89:
see this at the end of my pen C5
ledzppn69:
ahhaha
TheCan681:
hey crow
TheCan681:
trotsky
ledzppn69:
hi
ledzppn69:
pardon me
TheCan681:
you heard me right
TheCan681:
trotsky
ledzppn69:
do you have a problem
TheCan681:
oh wait
TheCan681:
you werent there last class
ledzppn69:
do we have a problem?
ledzppn69:
you're right i wasn't
ledzppn69:
and i'm glad.
ccphomeboy:
i feel like a fuckin retard in here, i dont know whats goin on, too much stuff for me to keep track of im gonna go do my lab report
ledzppn69:
wow
ledzppn69:
just read it.
TheCan681:
haha hes like...you can see that this class is so quiet...because crow isnt here...i mean schmidt is nothing without crow
ccphomeboy has left the room.
TheCan681:
twas humourous
ledzppn69:
wtf
h O d A n G6 9:
im lost too
h O d A n G6 9:
i hate u all
ledzppn69:
what a jackass
ledzppn69:
fuck you milton
ledzppn69:
go to hell
TheCan681:
hey everybody
TheCan681:
trotsky
ledzppn69:
i'm going to kick your ass tomorrow
tjbphish32 has entered the room.
h O d A n G6 9:
crow.....i hope u die
Brandys89:
hey can
ledzppn69:
i'm going to have jim reid rip you a new asshole
tjbphish32:
can wat was the spanish hw
Brandys89:
milton go ski
tjbphish32:
ha
petey bong 2 48:
haha
tjbphish32:
brandon go get backed
h O d A n G6 9:
wtf crow
ledzppn69:
hahah he didn't know who you were
ledzppn69:
he thought milton was mike hempkins
petey bong 2 48:
brandy = brandon bander?
ledzppn69:
nooo
h O d A n G6 9:
who did
Brandys89:
yeah
ledzppn69:
brandon bander = metro
Brandys89:
haha
ledzppn69:
JIM REID, MILTON.
h O d A n G6 9:
oh yeah..that was funny
Brandys89:
brandon sloan
Salnguy31:
Jim Reid = Milton
tjbphish32:
CAN
h O d A n G6 9:
this sucks
ledzppn69:
hahahaha
h O d A n G6 9 has left the room.
ledzppn69:
nice one
tjbphish32:
WAT WAS THE SPANISH HOMEOWRK
Salnguy31:
lol
ledzppn69:
Hhahha
petey bong 2 48:
haha milt cant take the pressure
TheCan681:
whattttttttttttttttt
tjbphish32:
THE SPANISH HW
TheCan681:
CAER, NOSOTROS
tjbphish32:
WAT WAS IT
tjbphish32:
AIGHT
tjbphish32:
THANKS
tjbphish32 has left the room.
CcpLacrosse has entered the room.
petey bong 2 48:
alright i'm gonna get serious w/ my lab now
petey bong 2 48:
bye everyone
petey bong 2 48 has left the room.
TheCan681:
hes screwed
CcpLacrosse:
yea i'm just about to go eat something
CcpLacrosse:
be right back
ledzppn69:
bye asshole
ledzppn69:
okay
ledzppn69:
i hate you
ledzppn69:
bye
DominicDominic07 has left the room.
Brandys89:
dom
TheCan681:
who was lacrosse...
TheCan681:
i got lost
ledzppn69:
schmidt
TheCan681:
ah
ledzppn69:
i'm gonna go . .
ledzppn69:
uhh
ledzppn69:
do something.
ledzppn69:
cough.
ledzppn69:
later
ledzppn69 has left the room.
TheCan681:
the plot thickens
TheCan681:
ya, im gonna shut it down
Brandys89:
ha
TheCan681:
This is The Can...Thank you and Goodnight

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